99 Funny Car Guy & Garage Memes

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We’ve collected our favorite tool, car guy & garage memes and put them all in one place for you.

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33 Funny Garage Memes

I don’t know about you, but I’d rather have cars in my garage than a bunch of stuff I should have thrown out years ago.

There are two types of garagesPin

I’m not even a King of the Hill fanboy, but this is EPIC!!!

King of the Hill garage doorPin

I…uhhh….I don’t think that’s how a doggie door works.

You wanted a doggie doorPin

This is the real housing crisis!

It's so hard to find a 1-bedroom, 5-car garagePin

You gotta work with what you’ve got.

Too big for the garagePin

The garage is a little small, if we’re being honest.

If men designed housesPin

We all have that one friend who can’t park.

Your driveway was fullPin

Who else gets annoyed by YouTube DIY tutorials?

You can build this for $50Pin

I grew up in a house with a driveway like this. Shoveling shovel snow in the winter was hell!

Steep drivewayPin

At least the last house HAD a driveway, though!

You had one job!Pin

If anyone’s got video footage of this, I NEED to see it!

Don't pour concrete near a pondPin

If you’re married, you understand.

Definition of a MancavePin

I knew a guy who could do this. Crazy.

Tetris level: expertPin

Hope you’ve got motorcycles!

Garage for sale. Nobody parks in front of itPin

Love it!!!

Messing with the neighborsPin

Yeah…that’s about right.

How every guy cleans his garagePin

She didn’t say HOW it needed to fit!

If it doesn't fit, you have to sell itPin

ooops. Gotta go!

I need you to clean out the garage this weekPin

Where’s the driveway gonna go?

Just wait to see the garage I'm going to buildPin

Some things you just shouldn’t mess with.

How to fix a garage door without losing a fingerPin

This looks like most houses in my neighborhood, actually.

You can park cars in there?Pin

#Truth

Sounds you hear in the garagePin

That’s the way to design a house!

tiny house with massive garagePin

I’d be too busy driving to start anything else, honestly.

I started a multibillion dollar company in my parents garagePin

That’s about right.

Am I cleaning or organizing a mess?Pin

I’m just a simple man with simple needs.

Some people just want high ceilingsPin

I told you not to park there.

You can't park there!Pin

That’ll teach her to be more specific in the future!

So I built a taller garagePin

#LifeGoals

So I became a garagePin

We all have at least one friend who could use this message.

You should clean your garagePin

Ooops

Where's grandma?Pin

It never works out like she plans it.

The wife wants things in the garagePin

:)

You said you don't need a storage unitPin

55 Funny Car Guy Memes

No, but they’ll never forget going 120MPH!

Because your kids won't remember the time you got 30 MPGPin

Don’t worry about this kid. He’s going to be just fine.

Can't go out. It's car show seasonPin

#Truth

Car guys be like...Pin

…but we always seem to notice car girls.

When car guys see car girlsPin

Sometimes progress isn’t a good thing.

Self driving cars? No thanks!Pin

LOL

PrioritiesPin

I had an RX-7 once. This one cuts deep…

Rotary engine bluesPin

I’m still popping wheelies in the grocery store parking lot!

How car guys shopPin

#Truth

Take me for a ride in your PriusPin

Gotta teach them right.

Your son vs my sonPin

That’s about right.

Me talking about carsPin

Fair trade, I’d say.

Buy more car parts and you'll be sleeping in the garagePin

What are your three?

Choose 3 cars that will be the only cars you ever ownPin

Raise your hand if you can say this. Anyone???

Obi-Wan: Thats a phrase I've not said in a very long time.Pin

Exactly!!!

Because no one will be excited to find a 2003 KiaPin

Teach them right!

Get them involved earlyPin

Bo & Luke. Definitely!

Who did it better?Pin

It’s OK. He’s helping out.

Best night of sleepPin

I have plans. In the garage.Pin

Unfortunately.

car meets vs the ones I see on the internetPin

As long as you can laugh over a few beers later, it’s all good.

Don't get competitive on track dayPin

At least it had seatbelts.

We die like real menPin

#Truth

A drug addiction would have been cheaperPin

So that’s where it went.

I found the bolt!Pin

Amen!

The perfect security systemPin

We’ve all had at least one car like this.

I built it myselfPin

Gotta make do with what you can afford.

What I want vs what I can affordPin

I’m leaning towards “It’s gonna break soon.”

Is it more efficient or will it break soon?Pin

Now that’s a Facebook game I can get into!

Candy Crush vs building race carsPin

If you know…you know. LOL

Reverse flame jobPin

I’m on board with this!

Priorities: you're doing it rightPin

Wouldn’t change a thing.

What we learned working on carsPin

More points for cyclists, right?

Stay away from this guyPin

This is what I think of when I see these signs in my neighborhood!

Drive like your kids live here. Pin

And they haven’t gotten any less scary.

Christine. The first self-driving carPin

Exactly!!!

Money can buy happiness. You just need the right carsPin

Yeah….been there. Blown that.

Knock knock jokePin

HAHAHAHA

Because I let youPin

At least it went to a good cause!

So this is what happened to my college fundPin

Maybe dial it back a bit.

Just tell her your interestsPin

I do the same thing.

I don't always downshift...Pin

I need to try this. For science.

Porsche cures male lonlinessPin

Looks good to me.

How about here?Pin

Sounds about right.

Project carsPin

Admit it. When you first hear about self driving cars, this is what you thought of.

Google self-driving carsPin

I don’t think this thing is running on 93 octane though.

Who says its not a street car?Pin

:D

The monsters are in the garagePin

First rule of garages…

What happens in the garage, stays in the garagePin

That’s how I’ve always read those signs.

Road signs true meaningPin

Yeah. So what’s the problem?

How car guys livePin

It’s still junk.

One man's junk is another man's junkPin

LOL

What warning lights really meanPin

They never stay stock for very long.

I need a new daily driverPin

Guilty as charged.

I did it on XboxPin

Sibling rivalry.

Turbo vs SuperchargerPin

Choose wisely.

Cars in action movies vs cars in horror moviesPin

15 Funny Tool Memes

Sounds about right.

Toolbox has 5000 tools. Only ever use 10.Pin

When you have more tools than tool drawers.

We need more storagePin

There are worse ways to spend your money.

Only $50 a weekPin

When you see it…

Socket setPin

She still wasn’t specific enough, lol.

New kitchen remodelPin

It’s an uncanny resemblance.

I pity the toolPin

That’s my kind of toolbox!

Nice tool boxPin

Sounds about right.

How I spend time in the garagePin

Nope. You’re on your own dude.

Can someone help me move my toolbox?Pin

Glad it’s not just me this happens to.

Had the same toolbox for 20 yearsPin

It’s close, but I’d say the 10mm.

Which is harder to find?Pin

Looking for that 10mm socketPin

Honey…put down the knife.

They were out of milk, so I got this insteadPin

What’s your longest “quick fix”?

Getting out of the garage after turning a 5-minute fix into a 9-hour fixPin

Hide & Seek championPin

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Tim Wells

Tim Wells, the founder of Garage Transformed, has been featured in dozens of home renovation publications, including BobVila.com, Home Stratosphere, House Digest, Livingetc, and SFGate. Since 2018, he has helped over two million people transform their everyday garages into something they can be proud of. He lives in Central Florida with his wife and bulldog.

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